Poor Paris Hilton is Ill - Tell Me Something I Don't Know

Paris Hilton gets away with a reduced sentence because she wasn't feeling well. Poor baby.

Don't get me wrong, I think the punishment was stupid to begin with. She should have been killed, or at least forced to watch her acting jobs over and over again until she kills herself. Or, if you really care about the greater good for society, fine every moron that takes a picture of her for a tabloid or gives her any more publicity than this no talent dime store hooker deserves.

But all kidding aside, I don't think she should be killed. I was just joking. Now the mental cases who spend their time protesting for her and looking up to her, those sick dogs should be put down. And while you're at it, throw Lindsey Lohan in there for me too.