Friday, June 22, 2007

Road Rage Drivers Are The True Victims People

My loved ones tell me I have too much road rage when I drive (sometimes even when I walk). The more I think about it, the more I realize they are following the PC train and don't understand that we're not the ones at fault here. We're the victims here.

  • Its not our fault that morons drive slower in the left lane than the cars next to them in the right lane. Or even better, the EXACT SAME F^@KING speed as them so we are stuck behind them forever.
  • It sure as hell is not our fault when dumb drivers insist on talking on their cell phones while changing lanes and not moving their heads to look first.
  • What about those brain dead SELFISH drivers who won't inch up to make a left turn, thereby assuring that everyone behind him or her (probably her :o) misses the light for no good reason.
  • It definitely is not our fault that retarded drivers insisting on racing to make a RED light, so they can block the intersection so that people who have the green light can't move. Now that I think of it, calling them retarded is actually insulting to the mentally challenged, who show far more common sense.
I can go on and on but I won't. So think about us poor victims the next time you feel like ranting and raving about us poor road rage drivers.